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-Preparing to televise the Revolution…
-Downloading awesome sauce…
-Maximizing fun level…
-Shifting bits…
-Tasting rainbows…
-Herding cats…
-Aligning synergies…
-Shooting stars…
-Well, I never! ಠ_ರೃ
-Bending genres…
-Stretching analogies…
-Calculating odds…
-Peeling away layers…
-Reducing complexity…
-Opening flaps…
-Inventing emoticons… ≈:¬D
-Sharpening skates…
-Keeping calm…
-Refactoring bezier curves…
-We Must Perform A Quirkafleeg…
-To be honest, just downloading a firmware update…
-Rearranging deckchairs…
-Arming Photon Torpedoes…
-Adding the fun…